During said stomach flu, I watched a lot of daytime cable TV. Perhaps it was my near-delirium, or perhaps I just didn't have the right channels, but I felt like I was being eaten alive by the '80s. Throughout the day it was a festival of poofy sleeves, spiky bangs, and Ray-Bans.

Two links to note in that spirit then, via the Marchlist:

Top 20 Pop Singles of the 1980s (as written by a reader of the New York Times).
GOT ME A MOVIE!!! AHHHWWWW-HHOHWW-HHOHWW-HHOHWW!!!!
You may not like them all, but you'll remember them.

And finally: Some people have way too much time on their hands. But this is worth a good laugh.

Heaven is defined a moose. (I owned this record, believe it or not.)