Sometimes being on listservs pays off just in terms of finding really nutty stuff. Found via the Marchlist:

I would like to welcome you to my BLING BLING web page. The purpose of my web page is to explain to those people of the world who have yet to either understand or experience BLING BLING what exactly it is to be BLING BLING.

What makes me bling bling
I am on the Princeton Swimteam!
I am all about tiger pride!
My favorite food is icecream
Dance parties!

It strikes me that this exercise would be a great icebreaker at parties. For instance, my list would read:

Je parle Francais.
I have cool toys on top of my cube.
My car pre-dates the Clinton administration.
Dance parties!

What makes you bling bling?