Who says celebrity journalism has gone down the tubes? I love this:

Geldof is carrying a guitar and looking characteristically dishevelled in a pale crumpled suit, tufts of hair sticking out at right angles. (It's strangely comforting that, after all these years, and despite being a millionaire several times over, Geldof still manages to give the impression that he sleeps in a skip with a family of badgers.)

In our house, we use the word "badger" as a verb. "It looks like someone badgered this box/envelope/packaging material," E. will often say, when I have been at something with my fingernails or other tool. So, naturally, I am entertained to read that Sir Bob and I have something in common.

And who could resist this face?

Awwww.