The Block is temporarily down, otherwise I'd expect Chicago kids to be all over this:

Chicago vs. New York
It's a generous-spirited piece, but the assertion that surprised me the most was:

New York, junior four. Chicago, 4BR, 4.5 BA, double-wide lot.

Perhaps the writer misspelled "two-flat, shotgun, street parking."

Or did they? I'll sign off now to hunt for some extra bathrooms and bedrooms right now. There's plenty of room under the el tracks, after all...