Though written for New York City, the principles, humor, guidelines and opinions of this piece from The Morning News holds true for visitors and residents of Chicago. The only item not covered fully here is the principle of moving to the center of the car when you board a mass transit train. Others will undoubtably want to come on behind you, and honestly have no interest in tripping over your bags, no matter how funny their pratfalls may seem to you.

Posted by esinclai at February 16, 2002 12:58 PM |